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My name is Bailey. I love sleeping and cuddles. My wonderful fiance is a US Marine! If you want to know anything else, just ask! I'd love to get to know you :)

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

saythankyoumaster:

Blondie’s got curvs that I like to feel up.

saythankyoumaster:

I control your pleasure.  No one else can do to you what I do.

saythankyoumaster:

I control your pleasure. No one else can do to you what I do.

saythankyoumaster:

Just sit back and feel me take you.  Again….and AGAIN…. and AGAIN!

saythankyoumaster:

Just sit back and feel me take you. Again….and AGAIN…. and AGAIN!

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

aalwayssunshine:

Babies are really cute and have a way of making you want them, but then I remember that I still haven’t even had the pleasure of living with my husband. I really want us to have some time to experience this life and world married and together. We will have them in the time frame that we want to have them. In the meantime, we are going to move together soon. Enjoy living together and adventuring together. We will get a puppy in the coming months and just enjoy life. 

fox-party:

We found this in an abandoned parking lot today

fox-party:

We found this in an abandoned parking lot today

sirdudleyy:

Dudley’s facial expressions from the trick “come close.”

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

saythankyoumaster:

You need to be manhandled.